• In an unholy union the likes of which the world has never seen, Mr. Manface and Rhoelyn have brought into being the next Devourer, the Shatterer of the Ten Worlds. Even now, he grows and consumes... (30%, 8 Votes)
• There is no supahsekrit news. This was all a conspiracy perpetuated by the gnomes to distract you all from their attempt to hack Rades' blog and rewrite WoW Lore in their favor. (19%, 5 Votes)
• The subliminal messages hidden behind this poll have turned you into a fanatical, devoted minion of the Rhoelyn. ALL HAIL! THE WORLD SHALL TREMBLE! (11%, 3 Votes)
• In the dead of the night, Mr. Manface was spirited away by pirates and pressed into service on their vessel. Now, Rhoelyn must put the blog on hold to resume her ninja training and go to his rescue. (7%, 2 Votes)
• After a run-in with actor Nathan Fillion, in which her resolve to become his personal stalker was cemented, Rhoelyn has disappeared. She is definitely NOT sneaking into his mansion on a daily basis. (7%, 2 Votes)
• During a recent arcane ritual in which Mr. Manface was sacrificed to the Beyond, Rhoelyn was chosen to nurture the Great One until he is ready to conquer the world. ALL HAIL! (7%, 2 Votes)
• Emerging from a month-long meditation, Rhoelyn's mind has expanded to encompass all of time. She sees all that has been, all that is, all that will be. And it is all filled with My Little Ponies. (4%, 1 Votes)
• Sensing as the inevitable conclusion of the TwitRP that her beloved Rhese is going to DIE, Rhoelyn has sunken into a depressed stupor. Mr. Manface will take over B2S, turning it into a Minecraft blog. (4%, 1 Votes)
• After a swig of particularly gone-off milk, Rhoelyn has mutated, developing psionic powers. She will no longer be blogging, but will instead beam her stories and opinions directly into your brain. (4%, 1 Votes)
• In an effort to perfect her perpetual motion machine, Rhoelyn was accidentally catapulted through a wormhole through space and time. The blog will be resumed as a paper publication from 1837 India. (4%, 1 Votes)
• After years of toil, Rhoelyn has slipped the chains of her slavery and escaped into the wild. The blog will be on hiatus while she lays low in an undisclosed location. (4%, 1 Votes)
• Finally Called to Serve, Rhoelyn has devoted her real life to Elune. B2S will be changing to preach the Mother's word and share her Light with the unwashed masses of Earth. Move aside, Jedi. (0%, 0 Votes)
• Intense practice of her Craft has allowed Rhoelyn to develop a spell embedded in this page's HTML. If you want to summon thunderstorms, press Alt-F4 now. (0%, 0 Votes)
• Having traveled back in time from the distant future, Rhoelyn has supplanted her present self and will be converting the blog into the ultimate resource for news that hasn't happened, yet. (0%, 0 Votes)
• Rhoelyn has taken her love of yoga to the ultimate level and is moving to a small yurt at the top of the Himalayas to become One with the universe. She'll blog from there, of course. (0%, 0 Votes)
• During a particularly intense battle with Gotham's criminal element, Batman's secret identity was finally revealed to be none other than Mr. Manface. The public deserves to know! (0%, 0 Votes)
• After a run-in with actor Nathan Fillion, in which he recognized the genius so many overlook, Rhoelyn has retired from blogging to become a co-writer and actress on the hit show "Castle". (0%, 0 Votes)
• While cleaning out the closet, Rhoelyn discovered that there was another world on the other side of the decade-old coats. She's decided to go live in Narnia as Queen. Screw the English brats. (0%, 0 Votes)
• While walking in the forest, one day, Rhoelyn's sweetness and purity attracted the last living unicorn. Now the blog is being retired so they can ride across the globe, sharing the message of hope. (0%, 0 Votes)
• In a fit of pique over the Firelands nerfs, Rhoelyn has deleted her toons, closed her account, and set fire to B2S's host server. Any second now, this page is going down. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 27