Beneath Two Skies

Oh, the Possibilities!

September 23rd, 2011 by Rhoelyn

Top-SecretThere is some big news waiting behind the scenes, here, percolating in the darkness. It’s nearly ready for public consumption, but not… quite… yet. So to help you bide the interminable hours until your curiosity will be assuaged, I present a list of possibilities. Which do you think will be the glorious truth?

 

Guess the supahsekrit news:

  • In an unholy union the likes of which the world has never seen, Mr. Manface and Rhoelyn have brought into being the next Devourer, the Shatterer of the Ten Worlds. Even now, he grows and consumes... (30%, 8 Votes)
  • There is no supahsekrit news. This was all a conspiracy perpetuated by the gnomes to distract you all from their attempt to hack Rades' blog and rewrite WoW Lore in their favor. (19%, 5 Votes)
  • The subliminal messages hidden behind this poll have turned you into a fanatical, devoted minion of the Rhoelyn. ALL HAIL! THE WORLD SHALL TREMBLE! (11%, 3 Votes)
  • In the dead of the night, Mr. Manface was spirited away by pirates and pressed into service on their vessel. Now, Rhoelyn must put the blog on hold to resume her ninja training and go to his rescue. (7%, 2 Votes)
  • After a run-in with actor Nathan Fillion, in which her resolve to become his personal stalker was cemented, Rhoelyn has disappeared. She is definitely NOT sneaking into his mansion on a daily basis. (7%, 2 Votes)
  • During a recent arcane ritual in which Mr. Manface was sacrificed to the Beyond, Rhoelyn was chosen to nurture the Great One until he is ready to conquer the world. ALL HAIL! (7%, 2 Votes)
  • Emerging from a month-long meditation, Rhoelyn's mind has expanded to encompass all of time. She sees all that has been, all that is, all that will be. And it is all filled with My Little Ponies. (4%, 1 Votes)
  • Sensing as the inevitable conclusion of the TwitRP that her beloved Rhese is going to DIE, Rhoelyn has sunken into a depressed stupor. Mr. Manface will take over B2S, turning it into a Minecraft blog. (4%, 1 Votes)
  • After a swig of particularly gone-off milk, Rhoelyn has mutated, developing psionic powers. She will no longer be blogging, but will instead beam her stories and opinions directly into your brain. (4%, 1 Votes)
  • In an effort to perfect her perpetual motion machine, Rhoelyn was accidentally catapulted through a wormhole through space and time. The blog will be resumed as a paper publication from 1837 India. (4%, 1 Votes)
  • After years of toil, Rhoelyn has slipped the chains of her slavery and escaped into the wild. The blog will be on hiatus while she lays low in an undisclosed location. (4%, 1 Votes)
  • Finally Called to Serve, Rhoelyn has devoted her real life to Elune. B2S will be changing to preach the Mother's word and share her Light with the unwashed masses of Earth. Move aside, Jedi. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Intense practice of her Craft has allowed Rhoelyn to develop a spell embedded in this page's HTML. If you want to summon thunderstorms, press Alt-F4 now. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Having traveled back in time from the distant future, Rhoelyn has supplanted her present self and will be converting the blog into the ultimate resource for news that hasn't happened, yet. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Rhoelyn has taken her love of yoga to the ultimate level and is moving to a small yurt at the top of the Himalayas to become One with the universe. She'll blog from there, of course. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • During a particularly intense battle with Gotham's criminal element, Batman's secret identity was finally revealed to be none other than Mr. Manface. The public deserves to know! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • After a run-in with actor Nathan Fillion, in which he recognized the genius so many overlook, Rhoelyn has retired from blogging to become a co-writer and actress on the hit show "Castle". (0%, 0 Votes)
  • While cleaning out the closet, Rhoelyn discovered that there was another world on the other side of the decade-old coats. She's decided to go live in Narnia as Queen. Screw the English brats. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • While walking in the forest, one day, Rhoelyn's sweetness and purity attracted the last living unicorn. Now the blog is being retired so they can ride across the globe, sharing the message of hope. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • In a fit of pique over the Firelands nerfs, Rhoelyn has deleted her toons, closed her account, and set fire to B2S's host server. Any second now, this page is going down. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 27

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  • http://twitter.com/_Rades Rades

    I wanted to vote for every answer! These were really funny to read. :D

  • http://tavenmoore.com Tami

    SO awesome. I was going to vote for the Nathan Fillion co-writer/actress one, but then I realized that NATURALLY it must be the ninja training.

    It only stands to reason.

  • http://twitter.com/Rezznul Rezznul

    Those subliminal messages *have* worked!

    Now… I must kill… the Queen.

    /end Naked Gun reference.

  • http://twitter.com/StevenBlanchard Steven Blanchard

    These were funny to read, but in the end I chose the unholy union. I look forward to pictures of Lil’ Manface! :P

  • Rioriel

    I’m kinda hoping it’s ALL OF THE ABOVE featuring YOUR NEW CLONE ARMY.

  • Anonymous

    All of the above AND a hundred thousand Rhoelyn clones? Wow. I’m not sure the entirety of existence is strong enough to support that magnitude of sheer, impossible awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Um… GUARDS!

  • Anonymous

    I like the way you think. Of course, you’re making the fatal assumption that I haven’t already completed my ninja training…

  • Anonymous

    Heh. Thanks. I’m glad you had as much fun reading them as I did writing them up. ;)

  • Anonymous

    So many good options. So little time.

  • Rezznul

    Well, if you’re not the queen, it’s all good, I’d think. :D

  • Anonymous

    Man… I hope it’s the option I chose (babby Rhoeface). SO ESSITING!!!

  • Draccus

    I particularly like the time traveling back to India. I always knew Gandi secretly rolled a Night Elf Rogue to pvp with during those long periods of fasting. Passive aggressive my rear. He had to have a catharsis relief.

  • Gladiola

    Ooh, Nathan Fillion’s mansion! O.o

  • http://www.facebook.com/amerence Priest Amerence

    This is funny! I wish I found it earlier and voted… =( But anyway, good read to start my Sunday since I just woke up late today lolx.

  • Navimie

    I was thinking same as Amerence, wish I had come across this earlier. Grats on baby I am assuming. Might explain blogging hiatus…

  • Karegina

    Aw man, I tried to vote but I didn’t have any buttons to vote. Those are awesome :) I love them!!

  • http://variantavatar.com Ceraphus

    I know first hand how a baby can derail your blogging. Congrats on the devourer, ha, I like that you should get in touch with @nymphymage on twitter to add the devourer to her list of WoW player babies

  • Anonymous

    Everyone thinks they know… my next post may surprise you. ;)
    When I can get it up. It’s coming! … when I can shoehorn some time. Thank you for commenting.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a bit of a shame that this week was a really busy one IRL. I’d have loved to get something new up for the BlogAzeroth visitors instead of an old poll that’s closed. But though you couldn’t vote, I’m glad you enjoyed the poll. I had fun coming up with options to present. ;)

  • Anonymous

    It might. Or it might not. When I post next, a few people might be surprised. ;)

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad you enjoyed the poll. I expect the big reveal will be at least as amusing.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a great place. Perfect hiding bushes on the east side, under his living room window… >:D

  • Anonymous

    Actually, he went for undead. Ghandi liked how its skeletal frame matched his own.

  • http://www.facebook.com/amerence Priest Amerence

    O.O how did you do this poll seems like a huge choices! Anyway, very interesting and fun! I wish I had read this sooner. Anyway, Have a good one!

  • http://bravetank.wordpress.com/ Bravetank

    Got to be the Narnia – send the brats back & barricade the wardrobe!

  • http://superiorwowguide.com/ WOW Strategy Guide

    Beautifull screenshot!
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Living in two environments simultaneously is the unique conflict of the modern MMO gamer, and it's a challenge of epic proportions. (And you thought Illidan was tough?!) Here, we want to explore the points of convergence between our two worlds, from creative inspiration that artists and craftsmen can find in the game to tips and tricks that can help players take care of themselves and their 'real' lives while still enjoying the game. How can you show your love for both the World of Warcraft and the world of your craft? How can you take good care of your toon and take good care of yourself?

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